Tuesday, July 17, 2007

drama school

The health department has just conducted a surprise inspection, made it half way through the building and, as we have been advised via internal email, will be returning in the unspecified near future to continue their good and necessary work.

response from general manager of hospitality is,

Is there anything we need to action proactively before they return?

I have been stumped trying to apply any amount of wit to highlight this - it all seems so pale in comparison.

perhaps they will return retrospectively?

1 comment:

paula said...

You're not alone! This reminded me of Column 8 snippet July 26:
"I realise the corporate lexicon can sometimes have a life of its own," admits Perth's Rachel Eaton, "but I recently spotted 'operationalising' in a business plan. Is this a broadly accepted new term that I am simply unaware of, or are my co-workers champions of some 'replace phrases with words of the highest possible number of syllables' competition?"